SICKO WITH SKILLS.

I somehow managed to get Mr Bougie from "Cinema Sewer" to do a quick sketch for Rachel over Christmas. Well, I say somehow but I guess I did send him a load of smutty pictures of her.

Born to perv. Can't help it.

She was pretty stoked with it too.  

So much so that she wont even take it out of the cellophane until we get it framed - observe....

I found a link to another ridiculously talented illustrator through Bougies page - and this guy is into some seriously NASTY subject matter to say the very least.

Whoever this nutcase is he's been posting his work anonymously - probably a wise move considering how many people it'll offend!

Have to admit, I was pretty blown away by it all and spent friggin' ages on there. Didn't even get to the end there's so much. All his work is heavily fetish based with varying levels of sexualised violence.

And yes, the guy is an absolute sicko.

Here's a few bits I grabbed for one reason or another and I'll be keeping those reasons to myself.
I'm a nice guy after all.

Er....Enjoy?

Yeah, that top one IS a girl on the slab (check the post autopsy stitching....)

Feel free to never look at this blog again.....

"NOW HEADBUTT THE CAMERA SEXY!"

Amongst many other wrong films I got for Santa's Birthday I got this...which isn't particularly wrong I suppose.

"Female Vampire" AKA "The Bare Breasted Countess" AKA "Erotikill" etc etc etc...

Basically it does what it says on the tin.

Jess Franco made over 160 films in his time. Most of which were utterly dreadful it has to be said. He was a pretty inept director but his films are weirdly compelling and I've got a fair stack of the woeful little specimens in my collection. That's undoubtedly because his output is usually themed around Vampires, Lesbianism, gore (kind of), and weirdness - sometimes all the above.

Oh, and he did a load of smut too.

"Faceless" is pretty good I suppose now that I think of it. Plus it's got Brigette Lahaie in it that used to do things to me when I saw her in early Darkside magazines at school.

I'm just being honest.

I started watching this while doing press-ups (not a euphemism kids) guessing that being a Franco flick I wouldn't have to pay much attention to the plot as he usually doesn't really bother with such things.

Gratuity? Yes please. This did make me chuckle.

Apparently old Franco was shacked up with Lina Romay (who was apparently quite the exhibitionist - no shit!) so I guess that's why we get this epic intro that consists solely of lingering zoom shots of her chest bottom and disco bush. 

She even smacks her face into the lens at one point.

Shall we edit that out? No of course not. Ha ha...

 Gotta love the early seventies.

Check it out.

Then tell me how this is on Youtube actually...hmmm.

RADIO RUST PODCAST 18 - Stupid late!

Another late Podcast. I'm getting predictable. I've got some feeble excuses but I'm not going to bore you with such crappery - I'll just get on with it.

To make up for the fact that the last show was filled up freaky cartoon music this months playlist is predominately Hip Hop. I've got to pretend I'm tough again. I also have lots of guns. Here's the playlist kind of...

Percee P - "Puttin' heads to bed"  
Mr Lif - "Live from the Plantation"
Craig Mack - "Real Raw"

Extra Prolific - "Brown sugar"
Silver Bullet - "Never Authorise Apocalypse"

CCS - "Sixteen Tons"
Theory 77 - NEW THING WITHOUT A TITLE YET!!!
Cab Calloway - "Minnie the Moocher"
Eydea and Abilities - "Now"

Next month is going to be totally differnt. Apologies for the delay.
Hope you liked the show. Loves yuh - Your friend Mike.

DOWNLOAD/SUBSCRIBE/LISTEN/DO A JIG/ HERE!!!!

That's Rachel. She's the boss. I'm ridiculously lucky for a moron. It's also a brag. Get your dribble on.

THIS MADE ME TOILET....

No it really did. I'm not proud.

Years and years ago my idiot Father got a Sky Satellite dish and stuck it way down in the bottom of the garden.  He didn't want it on the outside of the house for some reason.

He also painted it green......what a dick my Dad is sometimes. Because of that little slab of genius we constantly had those black maggots dancing all over the screen and pissing us all off.

An inspired decison. 

That said I managed to fill up countless VHS tapes of YO MTV before it died for good.

Yeah, so Ed Lover and co were a little bit dumb but they knew their shit, had passion and were sincere honest hosts unlike todays sterilised, poncey, piss haired fopps you get on there.

Found this clip the other day of Kane doing some '88 stuff. He kills it with literally no effort whatsoever. Reminds me of quite how sick he really was (is?).

Enjoy and be close to a loo.